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2005 - June - Roman Godess of T4.

2005! Wow! Thats a huge number, I'm gonna turn 20 this year, which is nice. I think. So yeah, last year was amazing, even if it ended with a tramp threatening to kill me...but anyway, happy new year to you all!

Back in Derby, land of the beige.

The Month That Will Be:
 
Highlights of June's busy schedule include:
  • 16th - Batman Begins!!
  • 18th - Sarah comes to visit! 

What To Listen To - Converge - The Broken Vow

What To Go See - Batman Begins

The Job To Have - Professional slacker

The Drink To Drink -  water (i have no money...)

The Place To Be - Satans? Though probably not...

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Happy Birthday Rach!

Link me? Link me??? Link this!
 
 
- Lovely Rod Hilton has got his ass in gear and written two more hilarious Abridged Scripts (http://ter.air0day.com/ ) I recommend reading the King Arthur one, "Try wearing a corset" indeed.
 
- You know what you should never call your hair salon "I Will Cut Your Head" thats what. For more stupid names, click on this http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/badhair.html and laugh.
 
- http://www.mis-one.com/forum/dload.php?action=file&file_id=82 Quite possibly the greatest thing you will ever witness in your life. The second coming of Jesus wouldn't beat this. "I heart your car!" Also, as a sidenote click this http://www.mis-one.com/videos/kidsfighting.mov to experience a Christian Concert.
 
Its a script by a nice little man called Rick Carr, and is possibly the most brilliantly funny time travel script I've ever randomly read.
 
- Also, reasons to believe Ric is a genius, part 1:
 
Glen
 
Upright Fan Heater - model GLUF200
 
Important Safety Advice
 
The following pieces of advice have been copied exactly except mentions of "the heater" or "the appliance" have been replaced with "Glen" for easier reference.
 
  • DO NOT use Glen on deep pile carpets or the long hair type of rugs, or less than 750mm (30") away from any overhanging surface.
  • DO NOT use Glen in rooms with a bath, shower or swimming pool, or in the vicinity of wash basins or water connections!
  • DO NOT USE GLEN WHEN IT IS LYING ON ITS BACK, FRONT OR SIDES (USE ONLY IN UPRIGHT POSITION).
  • If young children, the aged or infirm are likely to be left in the vicinity of Glen, we advise that adequate precautions should be taken. We recommend that a guard be fitted to ensure contact with Glen is avoided and objects cannot be inserted into the product. For further information, please contact our guard supplier direct on Tel No 01603 667957, or in case of difficulty or for further advice contact the Customer Helpline

  • For those who actually bother listening to what I like to listen to, I recommend picking up the debut album from Say Anything. Its possibly the greatest thing i've heard in a long time. Like Weezer, if Weezer were writing a musical about an emo kid. Buy it now! Or check them out online at www.sayanythingmusic.com

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